Airlines and airports are to use huge confetti cannons to celebrate historic aviation milestones after a European ban on water salutes came into effect overnight.
The much-loved traditional water salute, which sees airport firefighters proudly spraying aircraft with hoses to mark celebratory occasions, has led to mounting environmental concerns.
After much debate, European officials decided that confetti cannons would be the best alternative going forward, so long as airports and airlines use recycled materials and staff clean up any litter afterwards.
It is understood that brass bands and actors dressed up in animal costumes were also considered, but 60% of all eligible voters opted for confetti cannons.
In addition to new aircraft deliveries, water salutes are often used to mark the start of new airline routes and flight crew retirements.
“It was inconceivable that so much water was being wasted just so airlines can have a party. Confetti cannons are a much better option and align with our green credentials,” said European aviaton representative Daisy Faropoll.
However, the ban has caused outrage among some aviation enthusiasts who feel passionate about the time-honored tradition.
“It’s an abomination! What is wrong with an aircraft getting a good soak once in a while. It is political correctness gone mad,” said an unnamed aviation devotee on social media.
It is thought that the tradition of water salutes was first used to welcome large new vessels into ports and was subsequently adopted in the United States to celebrate a pilot’s retirement.
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